the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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