Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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