Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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