Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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