why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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