dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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