He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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