I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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