woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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