I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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