I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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