Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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