I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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