id be glad to
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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