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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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