How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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