So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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