how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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