how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
