Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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