So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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