we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
