My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
