I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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