oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He better not be in your backpack
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
