Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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