it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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