just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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