Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My life is pants optional.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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