Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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