he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I think I sprained my soul last night
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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