I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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