idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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