youre lurking in front of me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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