we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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