Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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