I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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