How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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