he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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