I wanna bring you to show and tell
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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