Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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