Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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