i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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