well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My penis needs a shock collar
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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