Sponge bath it is.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
