I'm drive I can fine osifer
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
When are your genitals available?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
A+ Viking dick
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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