YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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