I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
