Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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