how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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