All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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